Also an oddball artist.
The tastebuds and all other sensory portions of this body direct their input to whichever personality is dominant at the time. Sometimes I like to drink an entire bottle of ghost pepper sauce and then relinquish control just to leave him stuck with the afterburn. It’s one of the few fun things there is to do around this dump.
He’s been doing it so often lately that I’m thinking of just carrying a loaf of bread and a gallon of milk with me wherever I go.